Rules to Live By

1. Always have your towel.
2. Beware of rabbits.
3. Always leave them wanting more.
4. Remember that apologies are not always accepted.
5. Read until your eyes bleed.
6. Don't put jam on a magnet, never put a sock in a toaster.
7. Even if you benefit, fight against injustice.
8. Apathy is the worst of all emotions.
9. Don't be afraid to act like a child.
10. Respect every idea, opinion, individual, and culture for what they are.
11. Spend at least one hour alone a day to truly appreciate camaraderie.
12. Accept every bit of yourself.

Cell Phone

It's burning a hole in my pocket
This cold technology
It wonders why I keep flipping
Flipping it open
Checking its pulse
Checking to see if its heart is skipping
Like mine
When it hears you